Hey New Yorkers!! 

My fiance Lanta and I were on vacation for a week in your live city and durin this week we noticed that you peeps don't seem to know how to ride in trains. So we would like to take this time to bring up a some simple "rules of the train" that will make your lives hella better. I think if even 5% of the peeps readin this will do what we say, everybody will be happier. Feel free to print this out and use it as a  guide.

1. The Train Door Straight up,  I know sometimes there is no way to keep yourselves from bein pushed up against the doors, its happened to the best of us. But, if you are 1 of the peeps who happens to be stuck in this situation, there are some things you can do to make the traffic run smoother.
a). Please make sure all your bags, coats and other shit do not get in the way and keep the doors of the train from closin. If you can't keep this from happenin, then I think  you  should get offa the train and wait for the next train to come.
b). When the doors open, and peeps need to get outta the train, kindly step offa the train, or move your body in such a way as to let the other peeps get out easily. I promise you, if you step off the train, you are now in the front of the line to get off the train, and you will be able to get on again after everybody gets off. And usually, when you get back on the train, you will also find yourself a better place in the train, since the peeps that have got off have left you more room.

2. Movin In Nathan has got us more pissed off then seein a whole buncha peeps near the door, while the middle of the train is almost empty. Listen peeps, just move in. I know that you wanna get off the train ASAP and bein closer to the door is better, but come on! Is that extra 5 feet that you are gonna have to walk really gonna make a difference in your life? Just move in.

3. Rush Hour I know missin the train at 2 in the AM sucks ass, cause you know there won't be another train comin for an hour. But, this ain't the case at Rush Hour, when trains run every 5 minutes. Even if there's a delay, you might be late 15or 20 minutes at the most. With that bein said, if a train is so full that everybody is havin trife breathin and some peeps almost pass out, why not wait for the next train? Why do you gotta take the last 5 inches of free space, is gettin to work, or home a few minutes late that bad? If it is, take a cab.

4. Seats I know this is a sensitive topic, so I will make this 1 as short as I can. If there is 5 inches between 2 peeps, and you feel that you have to sit down, why not be nice and ask them if you can sit on their lap. It would be crazy nicer. And if you see an old person standin, or a pregnant woman who you can tell just got done workin 14 hours on her feet, or a vato with a broken leg, why not give them your seat?

5. Stink Control There is this thing they invented a long time ago, its called deodorant. Its cheap as fuck, and other peeps will like it very much if you wear it. Oh, and for all you peeps with sensitive stomachs, or gas, can you please try and hold it in til you get off the train? It might be a little uncomfortable for you, but its 10 times worse for the peeps that gotta smell it. The trains smell bad enough without you addin your smell to it. 

Thats all I can think of for now, but feel free to let me know if I forgot anythin here.